Oh Phil Collins. In between bouts of local Salsa, Merengue and Dub the resort likes to attempt to please its foreign customers with music we "know", and who knows, maybe the Pollocks and the Dutch actually enjoy "Say you, Say me" and "More than words" but I sure don't. Last night though, when they played Phil Collins "think twice" I actually did. First I laughed at the song, then I comprehended the irony of it. The song is about poverty, and how most of us have it easy in our northwestern corner of the world, but you'd probably have to have a pretty good grasp on the english language to get that, otherwise you just hear the music. So we sat there last night sipping our Pina Coladas and our Ron Colas feeling a little guilty watching the Venezuelan wait staff run around waiting on us and and foot, the irony of Phil Collins singing in the background lost on everyone but us.
This morning we showed up at Jose’s restaurant at 8:00, and he was out on the street waiting for us. He whistled for the first cab that came and got in with us as we drove to the harbor. He and the cabby conversed in fast loud Spanish all the way to the harbor. The jalopy was like almost all other Venezuelan cabs. A huge old buick or Cadillac, barely running, trunk replaced with speaker system, and huge fat dragster tires and a hole drilled somewhere in the exhaust to make it sound like a dragster. The look with the tinted opaque black windows and the Venezuela
license plate can only be described as bad ass. What accentuated the look inside was the rosaries and crucifix hanging from the rear view, the fact that the steering wheel was ¼ metal where the grip foam had fallen off, and that the butt of the column shifter was replaced with the carved wooden fist of solidarity. Jose turned to face us from the front seat. He displayed the “Sol”, the newspaper he was leafing through. He grinned as he showed Alaina and I the model centerfold of the issue. In Venezuela, just like in Toronto, they have a cheap newspaper named after the Sun, and a Sunshine girl to make people buy it. Some things don’t change no matter how far you go. When we arrived Jose showed us an area completely redone by the Government of Chavez, including and are for him from which to address the public. The harbor was busy with people milling around the colourful wooden boats. Men were butchering fish, kids rode bikes, tourists pulled in for snorkeling expeditions, and an old weathered lady with no teeth and a sunhat smoking a stogie as thick as her arm. There were pelicans, vultures and cormorants flying everywhere overhead and landing around us. We waded through the water to our boat and boarded. Once we managed to get our anchor off, we and the other 14 passengers (mostly Swedes) took off, the three 75 hp outboards roaring. The boat was about 20 feet long, and it’s shape was perfect for the ocean. The swells around us in the blue water were massive, and the front of the boat would often fall what felt like 15 feet, enough to almost knock people out of their seats, but when the boat landed it would always cut the wave in such a way that the landing was never too abrupt. 45 minutes of excitement (one lady was carried to the back of the boat shaking in fear) and we were at the Archipelago of Los Frailles. The water turned light green here. We climbed ashore to a building built into the hillside out of clay, had some drinks and jumped in. colourful fish and coral abounded here in the reef, starfish and urchin’s were abundant as well. We snapped as many shots with our waterproof disposable as the film would allow, and hopefully some turn out. We got out and a lunch of fresh fish and fresh chicken was barbecued up for us, with a side of fresh watermelon. Scrumptious. Yeah I used that word. Alaina and I dined with a couple from Sweden about our age, and we talked of the differences in
our countries, and about their adventures in the capital of Caracas. It sounded pretty scary, one night they had no choice but to sleep in a hotel normally reserved for hookers. There was blood on the sheets. They said the poor there would eye you and your possessions as you walked by, and that smiling faces were much more rare than on the island. After lunch we got back on the boat and motored 5 minutes up the coast to a spot that was a little clearer than where we had been before. The guides joked that there were piranhas in the water here, but it didn’t seem like too much of a joke when they threw in some left over chicken and a feeding frenzy of sliver and yellow fish ensued. Bones were picked clean in seconds, and the water boiled instantly every time a piece of meat hit the water. The fish are known locally only as lisas. Simon, the swede, playfully jumped into the water with the fish, knowing that they were harmless to people. One of the guides jokingly threw a chicken bone right in front of him, and we laughed as the water boiled again. He didn’t seem too impressed at first, knowing it would have been a bloodbath had the fish been real piranhas, but it was only seconds before he was hand feeding them. They didn’t really even have teeth, they were just feisty. We snorkeled around some more and took the trip back to Margarita. The way back was much smoother as we were going with the wind and we surfed a lot of the waves instead of just jumping off of them. When we pulled in, a cabby was instantly waiting to take us back to the Tropical Refuge. I have never seen such organized tourism. We walked back into town and ate some seafood at Jose’s place because he offered us a free coconut for it. He sat with us and we had a 10 minute conversation about snorkeling with a lot of guessing as to what the conversation was really about in both sides. It was good. Now we are sitting in front of the tv laughing our heads off at these ridiculous unintelligible Venezuelan game shows where every contestant seems to be a winner, as after every answer (even the wrong ones) victorious fanfare is played and everyone claps. The shows are interspersed with commercials for cell phone ring tones with overenthusiastic radio voices dubbed over, completely mispronouncing English words. Here Raid is pronounced ‘Ride’ – it makes for some absolutely hilarious insecticide commercials.